April 11, 2004

Colorful Stories

Sometimes you just have to laugh.

This journalist is 'captured' by the bad guys, treated wonderfully well, told to tell the truth, then released. Right.

Lots of pregnant women in this story. It's a nice touch. The author overdid it, though. It was these descriptions that set my alarms off. There's not a hale and hearty woman in the bunch.

First:

The highway out of Fallujah was filled with fleeing families. The elderly, children and pregnant women clung to ancient cars and battered lorries, piled high with belongings. Refugees wandered along, dazed and caked in dust.

Then:

At 6pm, my driver and I pulled off the main road in our battered Toyota and spotted a heavily pregnant woman, her husband and mother struggling with baggage. The 19-year-old woman had been walking since 8am. Dehydrated and exhausted, she weaved slowly behind her husband and, when we offered a lift, almost fell into the car.

I think there are plenty of Jack Kelley's out there.

Posted by floridacracker at April 11, 2004 09:28 PM