Some exhibitionists have found each other and channeled their mental illness into support for John Kerry. Now as the Axis of Eve they get to go out in public and show their crotches as political dissent, while simultaneously advertising their new line of slogan underwear. The only downside for them is that none of the Eves find Kerry sexy:
In any case, the Axis has been doing a brisk business. The most popular model by far, said Tasha, is "Give Bush the Finger." And they've also designed panties for first-time voters that read "My Cherry for Kerry." "We think Kerry needs a little help in the sex-appeal department," said Tasha. Elizabeth and Zazel nodded vigorously.
I thought we had the whole sex-as-political-dissent thing thirty years ago, but you know how fashions come back in style.
(Via Lucianne.)
Posted by floridacracker at May 23, 2004 11:40 AM