July 27, 2004

Pie-Hole Shutting 101

Let me send my thanks to this officer.

He went easy on them, as the regulation regarding people talking on cell phones in movie theaters is to drop them into a VAT of pepper spray. Actually, my glorious vision is for all cell phones to come with a small built-in explosive strip, and civilization monitors would carry a detonating device with which to dispense justice on miscreant cell phone users. Sound good? Of course it does.

Posted by floridacracker at July 27, 2004 10:11 PM