John Kerry's doing some more Vietnam reenacting...in Boston:
As Wagner's "Ride of the Valkries" blared over loudspeakers, the water taxi carrying the decorated John Kerry jetted across Boston Harbor in a dramatic reinactment of his .25 years as a Navy swift boat captain in Vietnam. Just like in the old days, Kerry took the wheel while his loyal boatmates, now gray and weathered by the sands of time, vigilantly manned the boat's specially rigged water cannons. The tall, chiseled Kerry barked an order and the crew opened fire toward a couple of startled winos on the shore, who angrily tossed an empty bottle of Thunderbird in retalliation, nicking Kerry's arm.
Also check out his video audition for Seaworld. I wanted to toss the boy a mackerel myself.
Now if he'd entered like Captain Jack Sparrow, with last step alighting the pier off a sinking ship , that I would respect.
Posted by: fad at July 28, 2004 08:45 PMI understand he's been nominated for President as well.
Posted by: Donnah at July 28, 2004 08:56 PM