Liberal Larry's done the math and thinks Audie Murphy was a slacker who's got nothing on Kerry:
Audie Murphy was the most decorated American soldier of WW2. He was awarded every medal for valor the military had, including a Purple Heart with two clusters. This guy would kill 14 Germans with a pen knife while sitting on the latrine. Yet it took him THREE (count 'em) YEARS to get all those medals. Three years for John Kerry would factor out to 27 Purple Hearts and 7 Congressional Medals of Honor. He'd have so many Bronze and Silver Stars, they'd have to start pinning them on John Edwards.Posted by floridacracker at August 9, 2004 11:11 PM