Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

I've been so busy with hurricanes, sometimes I forget there's an election on. Thankfully, Liberal Larry is covering the John "Breath of Fresh Air" Kerry campaign for me:

"It's time for America to decide whether they want a leader who smiles all the time and tells us 'our best days are ahead of us' just to stay in power, or one who will happily take a huge crap on national morale just to get into the White House," Kerry told reporters while riding atop a caravan of flag-draped coffins. "If you want a president who isn't afraid to lose a war in order to win the peace, then I'm John Kerry, reporting for duty."