Turd In The Punchbowl

Lovely. Michael Moore's in town for tonight's protest at the SOE office about the 9-storey-high stack of missing absentee ballots.

I guess that means this is Bush's fault somehow, even though this is the third SOE in a row who has screwed the pooch? That happens when you make it an elected position instead of hiring a professional.
I very much resent outsiders coming down here to stir up trouble. We can handle it ourselves and don't need to follow in the wake of the great white whale.

BTW, my ballot came this afternoon. I'll carry it down to the SOE tomorrow.

You won't like how I'm going to mark my absentee ballot, Mikey.

UPDATE:
He came, he saw, he probably had a snack.

UPDATE II:
He threatens to eat the pets of those who vote for Bush!