Credit Where Credit Is Due

I, Florida Cracker, single-handedly delivered Florida to Dubya. I have no link for that- I simply know it to be true. It involved going into the swamp at midnight, but I got the job done.

You're welcome.

A poke in the eye to all these mystified people who assumed that lots of new voters and a big turnout could only benefit the Democrats here in Florida. The joke's on y'all, ain't it?

Go ask Zell Miller why the Democratic Party lost the South. He'll tell you all about it.