Y'all go watch Okie Toby Keith's "I Wanna Talk About Me" video, and revel in his Red-State goodness.
After that, learn about how the Blue States are battling against an invasion of Dollywood values:
"I'm not sure where we went wrong," says Ellen McCormack, nervously fondling the recycled paper cup holding her organic Kona soy latte. "It seems like only yesterday Rain was a carefree little boy at the Montessori school, playing non-competitive musical chairs with the other children and his care facilitators."
"But now..." she pauses, staring out the window of her postmodern Palo Alto home. The words are hesitant, measured, bearing a tale of family heartbreak almost too painful for her to recount. "But now, Rain insists that I call him Bobby Ray."
Posted by floridacracker at November 12, 2004 04:16 PMLOL
It looks like mine was one of about three states that didn't have a single county go to Kerry. That is indeed something to be proud of.
Can you imagine the conversations Toby and Willie have probably been having lately?
Posted by: ArklahomBoy at November 13, 2004 01:41 PMWillie was for Kucinich, for crying out loud. Talk about Loserville.
Posted by: Donnah at November 14, 2004 06:19 PM