The "heart attack on a plate" folks are very upset about Hardee's Monster ThickBurger and are upping the comparison ante:
The Center for Science in the Public Interest, a Washington-based advocate for nutrition and health, dubbed the Thickburgers "food porn," the Monster "the fast-food equivalent of a snuff film."
At this rate they'll burn through all the shocking appellations before they run out of food they don't approve of. Then they'll have to resort to calling all of it BushHitler: food BushHitler, the fast-food equivalent of BushHitler, BushHitler on a plate.
Meanwhile Hardee's CEO Andy Puzder is living as large as his burgers:
"We want Hardee's to be known as the place for big, juicy, decadent burgers," he says. "Every time (comics or critics) come out with something, it helps us advance the impression of the brand. This all helps."
Heh, I like 'em. Best darn thing on the fast food ticket bar none. I can literaly feel the colesterol surging through my veins with each tasty bite. Food is supposed to taste good and be fun to eat. I haven't ever eaten a tofu anything that tasted good or was fun. If its gonna kill me at least I'll die happy.
Posted by: Gmac at December 8, 2004 12:14 AMI've had tofu ice-cream bars that are actually very good.
Posted by: James at December 8, 2004 10:42 AM