If you want to commit suicide by plunging your car off a parking garage, remember not to buckle up.
It's like jumping off a bridge wearing a life-preserver.
The would-be suicider's family couldn't be reached for comment.
What a loser- couldn't even score himself a Darwin award.
Posted by: Paul at December 14, 2004 08:17 PMHe'd make a good crash test dummy, though.
Posted by: Donnah at December 14, 2004 09:07 PM