The Tale Of The Strange Co-Worker

I can't get this creepy workplace story from Hell in a Handbasket out of my mind.

I have a co-worker who's not strange at all. In fact, he's quite bright and personable. He has more stories of strange co-workers than one person should really have, though, as people tend to tell him too much.
One co-worker he had was a woman who'd been born without a vagina. She had to have one installed when she was twelve. She had no hightened sense of compassion for the misfortunes of others, however, and whenever she'd make fun of someone, which was frequently, he'd think, "Who are you to talk? They had to build you a vagina!"

Talk about being shallow.

(Via Pious Agnostic.)

UPDATE:
The co-workers of Paul, of Sanity's Edge, aren't strange- they're just pigs. And there's only one thing worse than being a pig.