Why doesn't anybody talk about the First Longhorn? Why is she kept out of the public eye? Is there some deep, dark, secret?
Posted by floridacracker at January 26, 2005 08:41 PMUm, didn't you hear Kerry's planted line in the first debate? About Bush's lesbian longhorn "that he loves very much?"
Posted by: Bill from INDC at January 26, 2005 09:49 PMThis is the first I'm hearing of Ofelia.
I was wondering if she'd been lobotomized, then tucked out of the way where she can't embarrass the family.