Teresa Heinz Kerry, dropping both the pretense and her husband's last name, has reverted to being once again Teresa Heinz.
You've got to feel for John Kerry that his wife so obviously prefers the dead husband over the live one. Then again, John Heinz didn't lose the presidential election. It's probably not a good idea to disappoint Teresa like that.
She could barely tolerate slapping on the name 'Kerry' even to help him campaign: "Now...it's going to be Teresa Heinz Kerry, but I don't give a s***, you know?"
On the bright side, John Kerry can console himself with her money, so there's a comfort on those long, cold, cojonesless nights.
Posted by floridacracker at February 13, 2005 12:31 PMDo the British feel the same way about the Windsors as we do when we watch the Heinz-Kerry drama unfold?
Posted by: ArklahomBoy at February 13, 2005 02:34 PMHow about she adopts the name Teresa Robinson? She is a Mrs Robinson already, so this would just reconcile the de jure with the de facto.
Posted by: James Sloan at February 13, 2005 03:01 PMExcept for the money, she treats him pretty bad. I guess the money suffices.
Posted by: Donnah at February 14, 2005 08:45 AMOh, that must hurt Johnboy. I could almost feel sorry for him (but I don't, since he got all that money and I don't).
Posted by: Stijn at February 14, 2005 12:25 PM