April 19, 2005

Stan's The Man

Here's Randall, a recently-released child molester with a N. Ft. Myers zipcode. His release flyer notes the following:

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Scars, Marks, Tattoos: Scar Head:Old Scars From Bolts/Fx Neck; Scar Left Foot:Old Incision From Toe Reattachment; Tattoo Left Arm:Stan; Tattoo Left Chest:Jennifer; Tattoo Right Arm:Stan.

Call me crazy, but I think that in the Big House he was the bitch of some guy named "Stan."

Posted by floridacracker at April 19, 2005 10:23 PM

   



Comments

I think that is a fairly safe assumption. Stan wanted people on the left and right to know who's ass they were looking at.

;)

Posted by: Jennifer at April 19, 2005 10:37 PM

Hee! Stan was seriously into "branding."

Posted by: Donnah at April 19, 2005 10:40 PM

Or maybe he's just an illiterate Devil-worshipper?

I think I'd go with that story, if I had a Stan and someone asked about it.

Posted by: ArklahomBoy at April 20, 2005 09:56 AM

I doubt he could afford lasering. I bet he beats feet over to the tattoo artist to get them inked over.

Posted by: Donnah at April 21, 2005 09:37 AM