Offended by a new unauthorized biography of Steve Jobs published by John Riley and Sons, Apple Computer Inc. will remove all Riley books from their 104 stores.
They'll replace Riley's famous "Zoo" series of computer books with copies of Macs for Dummies, The Complete Idiot's Guide to Macs, The Simpleton Takes a Crack at Macs, The Flaming Retard Gawps at Mac, and The Employee Making Eye-Contact with Me in the Elevator Will Get a Pinkslip on His Desk by the End of the Day's Guide to Macs.