Constitution 101

There's so much about the Constitution I didn't know! Many thanks to Liberal Larry for quickly (and vividly) bringing me up to speed:

Despite what Bush and the repugs want us all to believe, the Constitution is not a lifeless, inanimate object, but a great big living, breathing forest, with a little bubbling creek that trickles through a pretty meadow. Our Founding Fathers left all sorts of wonderful critters in our happy forest, and you can see them if you're a progressive judge, and you squint really hard.

Look! There's one! Can you see him? It's a happy little squirrel! His name is "Freedom of Choice", and he's right there where Thomas Jefferson put him. Hello, Freedom of Choice!

I get it! The name of the little angry squirrel with the vein bulging in his forehead must be "The Right to Not Be Offended."