It's nice to know there are some things I can always count on, like my couch's horizontal continuity and Madonna's being a retard.
Posted by floridacracker at June 26, 2005 12:20 PMHow in God's name will giving an eight year-old a credit card teach the value of money? That IS retarded! Unfreakinbelievable!
Posted by: Beth at June 26, 2005 11:46 PMYet it's somehow reassuring that she's still as stupid as ever.
It's part of the comfortable rhythm of life.