June 27, 2005

I'll Talk!

Congrats to AYC for her new job over at Homeland Security's Office of Infernal Devices. From the looks of her first gadget, she's got all the right stuff.

My interrogation methods are far more crude. To break this suspect, for instance, I wrapped him with 100-mile-an-hour tape, dabbed a bit of Torture SolutionTM to the tip of his nose, then let him alone for a while with his own sick brain.

Posted by floridacracker at June 27, 2005 11:28 PM