Today is the 36th anniversary of the day Senator Ted Kennedy heroically saved himself from drowning.
Suggestions for celebrating this day include:
*Wearing a neckbrace.
*Crying to your mom.
*Hiding under the bed.
*Calling in the lawyers.
Feel free to add others as the spirit moves you.
Posted by floridacracker at July 18, 2005 10:18 AMHow about taking swimming lessons?
Posted by: Baron Bodissey at July 18, 2005 01:31 PMI thought of going to work with dripping, soaking wet clothes. Or parking my truck in the St. Johns River.
Posted by: joe at July 18, 2005 02:10 PMHow about a parade featuring a float carrying an overturned 1968 Oldsmobile with the beginning and final water lines marked on it.
Posted by: Juan Paxety at July 18, 2005 02:11 PMIn honor of this day, are any of y'all planning to get sh*tfaced and have sex on the beach with a young woman who's not your wife?
Posted by: Donnah at July 18, 2005 02:29 PMarticle
Posted by: at July 18, 2005 02:35 PM"In honor of this day, are any of y'all planning to get sh*tfaced and have sex on the beach with a young woman who's not your wife?"
That would work for me, as long as she's not an ex-wife, either.
Posted by: Arcs at July 18, 2005 04:02 PMIn honor of this day, are any of y'all planning to get sh*tfaced and have sex on the beach with a young woman who's not your wife?
I wasn't planning on it, but if it happens, it happens.
Posted by: Russ at July 18, 2005 04:34 PMYeah, but what are the odds that you'd be walking on the same beach as Chelsea Clinton, Russ? Don't count your chickens.
No name commenter- Good article.
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Posted by: Tony.T at July 19, 2005 06:06 AMTake up driving a DUKW.
Posted by: PB at July 19, 2005 09:11 PM