July 19, 2005

The Old Ballgame

It turns out that one of John Kerry's deepest, fondest wishes was to watch a baseball game at Fenway with Ted Williams.

It's not too late. He's got a way with wealthy women and could probably sweet-talk daughter Claudia Williams into loaning him her dad's head for a trip to the ballpark. I think you're allowed to bring small styrofoam coolers into the park. Even if you're not, they'd surely make an exception for Ted.

Posted by floridacracker at July 19, 2005 03:39 PM

   



Comments

That is really weird. I'm dumbfounded.

Posted by: beautymrgn at July 19, 2005 10:49 PM

Which part is weird? LOL.

Posted by: Donnah at July 19, 2005 10:58 PM

Ouch. That was so dry and brutal it stings! Heh.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at July 19, 2005 11:14 PM

Heh.

Posted by: Jeff G at July 19, 2005 11:17 PM

It scares me when y'all are both here. It's like a vortex of weirdness swirling through my blog.

Posted by: Donnah at July 19, 2005 11:51 PM

I beg to differ...something about John Kerry and baseball seems verra, verra weird. The additional part as to Ted Williams and even Ted Williams' frozen parts is just clinical emphasis from a point of illustration as to the cryptic atmosphere of this highly discomforting (that'd be Kerry, not Williams) individual.

Posted by: -S- at July 20, 2005 08:06 AM

lol, the whole thing is weird...about cutting the head off and having a reunion in the future. WTF is that all about?
Kerry? Well, what's to talk about. I keep wondering why anyone even remembers his name.

Posted by: beautymrgn at July 21, 2005 10:02 PM

Off a corpse if the only way Kerry can get a head.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 22, 2005 06:04 PM