This is so unfair.
Just because a guy decides to turn off all the lights in his apartment and clean the cobwebs in his front window in the middle of the night by the light of a flashlight while he's naked, people start making accusations.
And now this Disney World employee is probably going to lose his job because of passers-by with their minds in the gutter. "Standing in his apartment window and shining a flashlight on his genitals." Please. Like these witnesses are so fine they never get cobwebs.
A friend of mine in college had a roomate (briefly, as shall be understood) who used to spend his quiet time sitting naked cross-legged on a table in front of their window which faced a girls floor, with the overhead light off and two desklamps aimed properly as he enjoyed his own company. The fascists had a problem with that for some reason too.
Posted by: marc at July 27, 2005 01:00 PMWho knew Mickey was such a sassy, saucy guy?
Posted by: MaxedOutMama at July 27, 2005 01:12 PMSo, where were the cobwebs?
Posted by: John from WuzzaDem at July 27, 2005 01:59 PMMickey was just cleaning some cobwebs, for crying out loud. The place was starting look like a rat's nest.
The cobwebs were in his front window, John. He couldn't just leave them there.
Posted by: Donnah at July 27, 2005 02:04 PMOK, it only took about an hour and a half to get that, John. I'm improving.
Posted by: Donnah at July 27, 2005 03:27 PMHmmph. Cobwebs on his genitals. Must be another guy that's been married for a while.
Posted by: Peter at July 28, 2005 04:05 PMYou know dust bunnies? Those are the souls of wives who dried up and died from the same situation. ;)
Posted by: Donnah at July 28, 2005 06:27 PMWhat was he using as a duster?
Posted by: PB at July 28, 2005 07:30 PMHe may have been removing the cobwebs by hand.
Posted by: Donnah at July 29, 2005 12:47 PMSounds like he didn't have a hand free, what with the flashlight an'all.
Posted by: Paul at July 30, 2005 12:55 AMCleaning cobwebs isn't a snap.
Posted by: Donnah at July 30, 2005 10:53 PM