August 16, 2005

Lilly's Wooden Leggers


I'd like to introduce you to the work of some of the fine sponsors of my Wooden Leg Fund.
They got together and sent me popsicle sticks and Elmer's glue! Hurray!

*V the K visits a scary, scary circus.

*The Grizzly Man wanted to become famous as "The Bear Whisperer," but instead he became a bear fart. Hah! Was it the same bear that ate my leg?

"Treadwell claimed to have identified 21 vocalizations and body languages in grizzlies. If that's the case, says Bartlebaugh, the one he didn't recognize was the most important: 'It was the one that says, Leave me alone.'"

*Keggin connects the dots and theorizes that PETA aborted my leg.

*Kyer brings us photos of a new Russian weapon. President Carter, make them stop!

*Go, all the little Boy and Girl Scouts in Iraq.

Until next time - later, gators!

Posted by floridacracker at August 16, 2005 05:31 PM

   



Comments

Are you really raising money for a wooden leg?

Posted by: Karin at August 16, 2005 07:29 PM

No, it's just a joke.

Posted by: Donnah at August 16, 2005 07:33 PM

Well, hello there, Lilly. Lookin' mighty fine today!

Posted by: Wildman from Borneo at August 16, 2005 09:03 PM

Ohhh? Do you like my collar? It's pink.
Shiloh says a pink collar on a German shepherd is obscene.

Have you seen my leg? I can't find it anywhere.

Posted by: Lilly at August 16, 2005 09:42 PM

Wait a second. For a minute there, I thought maybe you were going to work Lily into a boat of some sort...

Drat, no HTML here, comments...

So here's the story that set the thought in motion, sans hyperlinkage:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050816/od_nm/vikingship_dc;_ylt=AgvZMLIV27iiOZfAqJFMSaCs0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

Posted by: -S- at August 17, 2005 04:21 AM

I read that experts recommend you attach tiny bells to your backpack when in grizzly territory. You can tell you are in grizzly territory when you see spoor with little tiny bells in it.

Posted by: Salt Lick at August 17, 2005 09:10 AM

The Viking ship, S? Hah!
I removed the hyperlinkage in comments. Then, at least if spammers fill up the box, nothing will be live.

Salt-The Bear Whisperer thing cracked me up. Some folks are just too silly to live.

Posted by: Donnah at August 17, 2005 12:33 PM