"repeatedly punching a small shark he first thought was a seal"

Are we sure this guy wasn't Canadian?

I think that it's deplorable that he would attack that animal. After all, who was disturbing who's territory? I'm appalled.

Who says we're violent? Come over here and say it, and I'll knock yer block off.

Perfect. An Australian barrels into a shark's home, and the shark is the one who gets punched out.