Eddie Compass, the country's most hysterical police chief has resigned. He didn't give a reason, but if might have something to do with the 249 of his officers who deserted their posts. And on his complete freaking hysteria in the face of a crisis.
At least bungling Chief Moose didn't run around screaming "Sniper on the loose! Sniper on the loose!"
This is what Mayor Nagin calls "retiring when you're on top."
Posted by floridacracker at September 27, 2005 11:24 PM