November 18, 2005

Consider Yourselves Warned

In retaliation for Keith Urban unjustifiably being given awards at the CMAs and in general blighting my radio airwaves, I have ordered the bombing of Australia.
If they attempt to foist on me yet another of their pretty Country-wannabes, next time it's going to be nukes.

Plaque-toothed shitkickers who can pick, however, are always welcome.

Posted by floridacracker at November 18, 2005 10:54 AM

   



Comments

You WANT the re-formed INXS to tour?

Posted by: PB at November 21, 2005 11:54 PM

Tra la la. Took you long enough.

Posted by: Donnah at November 22, 2005 01:07 AM

robbie fulks and dale watson, i invoke your names to clear the air of this rock pretending to be country. marshall tucker, raise up and protect us all. :)

Posted by: richard at November 22, 2005 05:29 PM

No more pretty people doing Country-lite.

Posted by: Donnah at November 23, 2005 01:42 AM