A Bonita Springs man seeking genital stimulation got his wish:
A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him inappropriately, police said.
Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, of Bonita Springs, attempted to run when approached by Lee County sheriff's deputies Saturday. When he ignored requested to stop, Deputy Daniel Hollywood shot Miljour with a Taser.
One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.
I frequently accuse law enforcement types of being taser-happy, but really, this worked out for everyone.
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Will somebody tell Country Store that I got dibs on all Lee County news and one-half of all Florida tasering news? Thanks.
I have a friend who as a teenager told his younger brother that by peeing on a running lawn mower it would help "cool" the mower off. The brother complied and got violently shocked. Needless to say, it affected his life profoundly.
I can only imagine what either experience would feel like. (taser or mower)
It's all fun and games until someone's pecker falls off, isn't it? That's about the worst practical joke I've ever heard.
Posted by: Donnah at November 22, 2005 05:17 PMHow come you get all the good stuff? Around here, the biggest excitement is some guy getting fined for fishing with trot lines. On the other hand, my spouse suggested it would have been better if the cops were using swords.
Posted by: Cracker Barrel Philosopher at November 22, 2005 07:43 PMLOL.You know the deputy's eyes were drawn downward and so was his aim.
Whereever you are, let me come up there with you. I like things quiet.