Here I am, Florida Cracker, ready to sign my new book "How to Make Love Like a Blogger".
I was hoping for a better turn-out.
The book's filled with fascinating info, including Ann Coulter speculating on why she finds the sweatband of Matt Drudge's fedora such a turn-on...
Michelle Malkin telling a shockingly devious (and deviant) tale of revenge involving her, Hardball's Chris Matthews, and a pumpkin chocolate crunch pie...
And experts weighing in on how to conquer Insta syndrome in male bloggers.
See you at the signing!
Hey, you look just like Cindy Sheehan!
What's Insta-syndrome?
And does this cure it:
http://dorkafork.com/myimages/glennreynoldsjelly.jpg
Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 27, 2005 10:30 PMI guess I do kind of favor her.
If you want to learn more about Insta-syndrome, you'll have to buy my book.
I will say that the best treatment so far involves lots of rubberbands and a direct current.
The first step to recovery is admitting to yourself that you have thoughts.
Posted by: marc at November 28, 2005 10:41 AMIt's true, I do have them. Not as bad as Austin Bay, though. He's got thoughts on the brain.
Posted by: Donnah at November 28, 2005 11:04 AMI was wondering how long it took Sheehan to start crying. I mean, she arrived: crowds, and, Sheehan smiled. She tends to cry whenever she gets the point that people's attention is no longer or not at all on her, given her photographic legacy.
Donnah, you "favor her"?! I find that very hard to believe.
Posted by: -S- at November 29, 2005 12:12 AMMy humor is so delicate and subtle, sometimes I despair.
No, I don't look like Cindy Sheehan, whoever she is.
Are you going to buy my book, or what?
Posted by: Donnah at November 29, 2005 12:27 AMWell, at least she believes in capitalism. She's being paid $11,000 for an hour long lecture tonight:
http://www.thedailystar.com/news/stories/2005/11/29/sheehan2.html
Posted by: Jman at November 29, 2005 01:20 PMOk, now it's time for my 15 minutes! Here are my credentials. I know a guy who has a girlfriend who's sister is married to a marine.
I am totally willing to be against the war for $11,000. Does anyone know who I have to talk to? I know a good rhyme involving Bush not telling the truth and someone dying somewhere. It gets big cheers from the aging hippies. Also, I have one comparing blood and oil, suggesting blood is worth more, and that Republicans don't know it!
Posted by: Kevin at November 30, 2005 06:26 AMAmazing, you're turnout is not nearly as highly attended as that crazy antiwar mom. I wonder hom many millions of books she's sold so far?
Posted by: Michael Pusatera at November 30, 2005 11:57 AMI don't know why the turn-out was so awful. I was so sure the sex/blogging angle would sell.
Posted by: Donnah at December 1, 2005 01:08 PM Does this dingbat moonbat really think that peole are interested in her drivel? Damned sure not her sons GI Buddies. What a star-timer! I heard that she signed 100 books over the event. Not quite as many as Ann Coulter or Michelle Malkin signed, I believe.