November 28, 2005

Where It All Begins

Meet Maxim, potential future supercriminal and... fairly normal toddler:

But he is not simply bad when he is bad, he is just terrible. He used to scream and yell as his little fists were pounding on his mother. On one occasion he beat up a boy with a plastic fire engine toy in the kindergarten. He was reported to be pushing around, scratching, fighting, spitting etc. He would defy any authority. He would go frantic if his smallest whim happens to be disregarded. His face would turn red and purple and he would cough hysterically until he induced a bout of vomiting.

Posted by floridacracker at November 28, 2005 08:55 AM

   



Comments

At least I can beat up most 2 year olds.
There's no way the little bastards are getting my rattle without a fight- they'd better be wearing kevlar diapers.

Posted by: PB at November 29, 2005 08:50 PM

You're a tough customer, for sure, Paul.

Posted by: Donnah at December 1, 2005 01:10 PM