What a drag for this guy: he survives a car wreck, only to die from being hit by a car while walking for help. The bright side is that after his death he lay by the highway for days because everybody thought he was a dead deer. He'd have gotten a kick out of that if he weren't dead.
Kudos to the passerby who realized deer don't wear shoes.
Posted by floridacracker at November 30, 2005 02:00 PM