This uber-Grinch homeowner in Miami Beach has earned a whole slagheap of coal for binding, blindfolding and hanging the Jolly Old Elf:
I've heard it's also pretty bad what reindeer antlers can do to a colon. The naughty homeowner should have a good HMO. Donner and Blitzen have both been known to have psychotic breaks during the stressful Christmas season -- it won't take much to push them over the edge.
Posted by floridacracker at December 7, 2005 12:30 PM