Tattletales

You know, when you need to do a line; you need to do a line. That's all there is to it. Your students ratting you out to the principal just makes life that much more difficult.

In the past year teachers in Florida have been busted for having sex with the kids, buying crack on the way to school, and snorting coke in the classroom. It's going to be tough to top these, but I'm sure some over-achiever will find a way.

I predict that next year a teacher in a classroom in Florida will chainsaw a monkey in half in arts and crafts and/or have a porn collection show-and-tell.

Those sorts of things do have a tendency to happen here.