And Reno Tobler's been enjoying his a long time. He's the urine man. If you're on his route, expect a nice bottle of urine, completely free.
A guy in my unit also used to bottle his urine. He didn't distribute them though; just kept 'em in his locker.
Posted by floridacracker at December 28, 2005 08:00 PMDamn. Day after day I learn that those things I thought made me so unique are merely commonplace.
Posted by: marc at December 29, 2005 10:44 AMPerhaps not commonplace, but a bit more common than you think. Yeah, I know you're kidding.
In the Army, they have what's called "Health and Welfares." They go room to room in the middle of the night, waking people up and searching their rooms. That's how they busted the urine collector. They had him out of the unit by daybreak.
I do that too!
Except I cut out the middleman - no bottles.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at December 29, 2005 08:03 PM