A Round Of Lead, On The House

When Glen Betterley woke up and found his head bleeding, he asked his girlfriend if she'd hit him.
She said no, which was true. Technically.

A man who woke up and found his head bleeding, drove to work and left a note for his boss before going to the hospital to find he had a bullet lodged in his brain, authorities said.

Most people who get shot in head while sleeping wake up dead, so Mr. Betterley had some Grade-A luck. Meanwhile, the girlfriend was having her own version of a bad morning, brought on by having the guy she shot in the head being up and about in the land of the living. A phone call from the Port Orange police was the last straw, and she departed this vale of tears with a bang.