Strangely enough, although ranked all the way down at #19 in the United States by the American Kennel Club, the Maltese prances in at #4 in Miami.

"Den daddy said, 'It puts dah wotion in dah basket.'"
UPDATE
The ever-resourceful Paul has found a music video on this topic for us to enjoy.
Thanks, Paul!
My previous neighbour had a maltese- a brainless yapping machine which wouldn't shut up, and she'd get loaded on wine and serapax and sleep through the whole thing. It was tempting to have my staffies "accidentally" jump the fence- they thought he looked delicious. You might enjoy this tastefull little film as well-
http://www.gravett.org/pc/index.php?s=lotion
Posted by: PB at January 11, 2006 07:14 PMThanks for the picture. I was having a crappy day and now I feel better.
Posted by: Right in Florida at January 11, 2006 07:16 PMThat's P/precious, Paulie. Thanks.
RIF- Like I always say, nothing like a good allusion to "Silence of the Lambs" to lift the spirits.
Posted by: Donnah at January 11, 2006 08:34 PM