I'm trying to think of a Jerry Springer-worthy situation where being involved in it wouldn't already be grounds for having your parental rights revoked.
The Department of Children and Families should probably just set up a booth in the lobby:
A 25-year-old suburban woman has been sentenced to 30 days in jail and has lost custody of her three children after she admitted leaving them home alone so she could go to a taping of "The Jerry Springer Show" in downtown Chicago.