February 06, 2006

Discipline Problem

After much acting-out, Iran is being sent to the principal's office. The guidance counsellor thinks Iran is being treated unfairly:

As a result, the stage is now set for Iran's victimization by a concerted Western campaign instrumentalizing the Security Council in the name of world peace and non-proliferation, taking full advantage of certain statements by Iran's president and thus deliberately conflating Iran's legal rights with their self-justified political objectives.

Yes, yes. Iran's a good boy, really.

Unfortunately, Coach Israel might not be able to paddle Iran's bottom as thoroughly as needed.

Posted by floridacracker at February 6, 2006 12:47 PM