February 23, 2006

The Last Nerve

To the guys who lived downstairs from us in 1983 and used to crank up "Back in Black" at 3:00 a.m.---this was almost you. I used to fantasize your murder. It involved your leader wrapping his chest around my axe. You came that close:

A 45-year-old Marion County man is accused of murdering his neighbor because he was angry that she kept slamming her door.

Belleview police said Vito Loiacono stabbed Betty Shepperd after the two had argued earlier in the day. They said Loiacono was upset that Shepperd had been slamming her door at night and interrupting his sleep.

Posted by floridacracker at February 23, 2006 12:26 PM

   



Comments

I had an upstairs neighbor in Maryland who must have been practicing her goosestep for a Nazi Pride parade. If she knew how often I tracked her across my ceiling with an M-1 Garand....

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at February 23, 2006 01:59 PM

Heh. Back then hardly anyone had cable. I went downstairs one time to tell them to turn the music down because I was trying to watch a movie. The guy says, "Casablanca? You know you've already seen it."

Posted by: Donnah at February 23, 2006 02:16 PM