February 23, 2006

Exciting Contest

Be the first to spot Florida Cracker's first boyfriend on this page. Your entry must include the reason why you chose that particular person.

Your prize? The valuable life lesson of your choice.

Posted by floridacracker at February 23, 2006 07:22 PM

   



Comments

Kim.

Posted by: carl in Atlanta at February 23, 2006 07:33 PM

New rules, Carl.
You chose the most androgynous person on the page, both in name and looks. Thanks a bunch.

Posted by: Donnah at February 23, 2006 07:41 PM

Gordon. He's got that 'most likely to succeed' look about him.

Posted by: pam at February 23, 2006 07:41 PM

Thank you for thinking me clever enough to consider my future, Pam; but alas, no.

Doesn't he look like Robby Benson?

Posted by: Donnah at February 23, 2006 08:21 PM

Ali - a mock-turtleneck and the head-tilt thing -- he's got the "intellectual wannabee" thing goin' on.

Posted by: Russ at February 23, 2006 08:35 PM

As an adult I like Ali. I think he looks cute and smart. If he really *was*, I wouldn't know, as I've never met him.

Posted by: Donnah at February 23, 2006 09:12 PM

Well, after a good looking over, I'd guess Paul looks like he dared to be a little different. LOL But what do I know?

Posted by: Trambo at February 23, 2006 10:15 PM

The "catching flies" kid.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at February 23, 2006 10:52 PM

Someone would have to "dare to be different" to be my boyfriend, huh? Well, it's not Paul.

All taunts and insults will be ignored. You know who you are.

Posted by: Donnah at February 23, 2006 11:18 PM

Is Christopher a nosferatu? When did they start bussing from the Capathians?

It wasn't him was it? Oops.

Posted by: PB at February 24, 2006 12:42 AM

Yes, that picture was taken shortly before he burst into flames from the sunlight.

No, it wasn't Chris the Impaler.

Posted by: Donnah at February 24, 2006 12:53 AM

sry Im late..(dang dialup) Im gonna go with
Zoubida. not because the choices have been 'narrowed' a bit...but because he has the 'subtle hippster' look...teardrop shooter frames, Ilya Kuryakin turtleneck (real for sure) and the mod-squad/dirty harry bad guy haircut..

pretty cool huh ?

Posted by: Owen Crosby at February 24, 2006 07:43 AM

Very cool desc, Owen. Unfortunately I wouldn't have recognized subtle if it had dropped on my head like a bowling ball. It wasn't Zou.

Posted by: Donnah at February 24, 2006 08:50 AM

The kid that was "catching flies."

Posted by: Bill from INDC at February 24, 2006 09:25 AM

Seems like its been narrowed to Edward or Karim if the "catching flies" kid is DQ'd. Edward looks like a Miracle Whip kind of guy to me. But then again, maybe a guy like Karim might have had what it takes to make you forget yourself! Nah, that Miracle Whip stuff is genetic, I don't think you could resist Ed White Bread and Miracle Whip Sanborn.

Posted by: tfhr at February 24, 2006 09:59 AM

The "catching flies" kid was already DQ'ed and the commenter banned for life. His ISP was contacted for good measure.

Your response was too much, tfhr. Thanks for the good laugh. No it wasn't Mr. Edward Miracle Whip. He looks like he would have wanted to play me a nice game of chess.

Y'all couldn't guess? Young Miss Cracker went for "dreamy eyes."

Posted by: Donnah at February 24, 2006 10:13 AM

So it was Karim "the dream". That surname is the same as the guy from Flashdance. His career seems to have flat-lined but what is Karim up to today? What would it be like if you had elected to go past the adage of "What goes on in Rabat, stays in Rabat"? Rabat Cracker? Doesn't sound convincing at all and neither would a debate on the superiority of tabouli over cous-cous. I bet it will be an interesting 30 year reunion now that your secret is out.

Posted by: tfhr at February 24, 2006 10:43 AM

Ah, no, Cracker didn't go to the mountain; the mountain came to Cracker.
What's he doing? Hopefully back in Morocco, hanging by his thumbs somewhere. But I'm not bitter.

Posted by: Donnah at February 24, 2006 11:53 AM

Whoa! Hell hath no fury like an infidel scorned!

Posted by: tfhr at February 24, 2006 12:12 PM

that *was* exciting...!! ;)

Posted by: Owen Crosby at February 24, 2006 12:20 PM

But I thought you hated Muslims?

Posted by: Bill from INDC at February 24, 2006 04:12 PM

Evidently not.
You're like a washing machine stuck on agitate. Go fetch me a switch.

Posted by: Donnah at February 24, 2006 04:33 PM

i know all they have up there are dogwoods, Bill.

be glad you're not in the 'peach state' or worse
yet..close to a orange grove, BUT I would give some serious thought to her request...you certainly don't want her to pick IT out, do you ?

Posted by: Owen Crosby at February 24, 2006 08:13 PM

Whoa! Whoa! Warn me now if this going to turn into one of those "spanking and condiment" sites.

Posted by: tfhr at February 24, 2006 11:44 PM