February 24, 2006

Probable Hate Crimes In Alabama

Is it the (gasp) Klan?:

Police are doing more patrols in parts of Southwest Decatur in hopes of catching the culprits who have been setting portable toilets on fire.

Freezing weather caused workers to take a long weekend and they returned to construction sites on Tuesday.

That's when they found that four more of the moveable toilets had been burned. Three had been burned earlier.

Reporters across the nation say, "Please, God, please let there be such a thing as African-American port-a-potties."

Posted by floridacracker at February 24, 2006 02:47 AM

   



Comments

we tried that, the developers just keep on comin'

Posted by: Owen Crosby at February 24, 2006 07:49 AM

Heh.

Posted by: Donnah at February 24, 2006 09:23 AM

Jeeez, here we go again...

First it was those darn Baptist church's 'mysteriously' lighting up and now it's self combusting port-a-potties.

It's probably an excess number of redneck firebugs out celebrating their discovery of the BiC lighter. :(

Posted by: Gmac at February 24, 2006 01:10 PM

I blame Miracle Whip.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at February 24, 2006 02:27 PM

Yeah those firebugs aren't eating enough of it.

Posted by: Willard at February 24, 2006 02:42 PM

Since sitting on the white throne is a bit of a religious experience for me sometimes, this definitely amounts to a hate crime.

Posted by: Mahone at February 24, 2006 06:31 PM

1971 - St. Jovite, Canada - about 90 miles north of Montreal. Went up for either the CanAm or TransAm race - we saw both that summer. (This is the track where they discovered the ground-hugging design of the CanAm cars didn't work well when, at the crest of a hill at 180+ mph, the leading edge of the front spoiler got up into the air - and the cars flipped over and up - and up - and, well, you get the idea. Upside down on the rollbar at 180+.) Someone thought it would be fun to burn down the outhouses. Came race day, with several thousand in attendance, there were about four outhouses for the entire race track. And as we discovered when we tried to make a pit stop at a gas station near the track and needed the key to the bathroom, none of us spoke French...

Posted by: OldeForce at February 25, 2006 01:18 AM

2 second storys on the msm news shows about the churchs. oh, if they all were afro-am churchs, 24-7 coverage!and bill clinton remembering how he watched those churchs burn in his youth(while he wasn't having sex with that woman)

Posted by: acepepe at February 26, 2006 12:21 PM