Guys, it looks like we're going to have to lay low and eat our Winter Whip behind the locked doors of our homes. No picnics for a while--the Mayonnaise Police will only raid us and take our potato salad, if not our lives.
Through a source that I won't name at this time, I heard that Subway, the low-fat health haven that it is, is featuring sandwiches that have zest and zip. I don't know how long it will be before all their shops are burned down, or come under sudden "new ownership." 7-11's used to stock the condiment of our people, but I think we all know how that turned out.
Stay strong and keep the faith. Sooner or later their arteries will clog over and we'll have won.
UPDATE:
My Yahoo mail is blocked (holdthemayo@yahoo.com). If your login name has "mayo" in it anywhere, I imagine you're in the same boat.
UPDATE II:
Yes, I'll admit it: I'm afraid! But not for myself. Bill and Sister said if I didn't shut up about MW...they'd hurt my dogs!
UPDATE III:
Texas won't go down without a fight. I do remember the Alamo. I do, I do.
Surely the militant Mayoists wouldn't harm the Alamo...would they? Not the Alamo.
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I'm not going to hide. They'll have to pry the jar of Miracle Whip from my cold, dead fingers!
Posted by: Chris at February 24, 2006 08:37 PMDonnah, you know I love you, and I would NEVER hurt your dogs under any circumstances, but I cannot hold back any longer on this condiment debate.
In a word: DANG!!!!!!!!!!
You put that sweet & sour snot on POTATO SALAD????!!!
That's just perversion, and my own Cracker heart bleeds for my misguided sister. I'm praying very hard that you will one day see the error of your wicked, whippy ways. Repent, and eateth no more of the sacrilege.
Posted by: Amy at February 24, 2006 08:47 PM Donnah, you know that I can't deal with that MW slop, but hurt yer dogs? Where's she at? Lemme at her! Yer husband, yer kids, yer Granny, but not yer dogs!
nuf sed
I guess now we know what happens to a person's brain when they eat curdled Miracle Whip:
Islamophobia and paranoid delusions.
Posted by: Bill from INDC at February 25, 2006 10:38 AM(ok, ok, I'll get the switch)
Posted by: Bill from INDC at February 25, 2006 10:39 AMPhew. The Alamo is safe once more.
Posted by: Donnah at February 25, 2006 03:27 PMspeaking of the Alamo...why did they put it in
the center of town like that.???
Yeah, that was sure some poor planning.
Posted by: Donnah at February 25, 2006 05:36 PMThey wanted to make it easy for Santa Ana to find it, I guess.
Posted by: Mr. Bingley at February 26, 2006 07:41 AM