Wronged By So Many

Arthur Vanmoor, target of "Operation Big Pimpin' Pappy" is suing a group of johns for getting him into trouble by hiring his prostitutes:

The lawsuit centers on the credit card slip his customers signed when paying their $245-per-hour escort fees, according to Vanmoor's attorney Montgomery Sibley. Above the signature box, the slip stipulates: "Cardholder states that this transaction is not for illegal activity." Had Vanmoor been notified that these men were breaking the law and violating the agreement's terms, "he could have refunded the credit card charges as an act of withdrawal, abandonment, or renunciation," according to the Jan. 25 suit filed in Fort Lauderdale.

Next on his list to sue: the hairdresser that gave him a mullet in the Year of Our Lord 2006.