March 22, 2006

Slackers

Some people are so disorganized. I'm going to have to give this family a class on how not to let a house fire become a total conflagration. I've set both my bedroom and a tent on fire and, with a bit of help from loyal henchmen, managed to have things not become a total disaster.

Interesting sidenote: people are amazingly quiet as they work to put out a house fire. My theory is that everybody is concentrating so hard on putting out all the burny things that uttering words would be a distraction.

(Via Carl in e-mail.)

Posted by floridacracker at March 22, 2006 02:07 PM