April 02, 2006

The Righteous Wrath Of Gaia

Overpopulation, the boogeyman of the 60's, is rearing its head again in Texas. According to one UT biology professor, it's going to kill us before we even get a chance to drown from global warming. It's a blessing really that Gaia is on her toes and will solve the problem, perhaps with a little assist from her servants, by wiping out 90% of "you" very shortly with Ebola. I imagine only those with tenure will survive...:

A University of Texas professor says the Earth would be better off with 90 percent of the human population dead.

“Every one of you who gets to survive has to bury nine,” Eric Pianka cautioned students and guests at St. Edward’s University on Friday. Pianka’s words are part of what he calls his “doomsday talk” — a 45-minute presentation outlining humanity’s ecological misdeeds and Pianka’s predictions about how nature, or perhaps humans themselves, will exterminate all but a fraction of civilization.

Though his statements are admittedly bold, he’s not without abundant advocates. But what may set this revered biologist apart from other doomsday soothsayers is this: Humanity’s collapse is a notion he embraces.
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“[Disease] will control the scourge of humanity,” Pianka said. “We’re looking forward to a huge collapse.”

He's gotten a few folks upset with his misanthropy, but not many; and some of his students consider him foolish, but not many of those either. In the main his views have been well-received in the classroom. In this age of eco-terrorism, they're really not all that uncommon anymore.

Incidentally, his self-written "obituary" says he "spent nearly 10 years of his life living in the desert, often alone, and he liked to think of himself as a hermit..."
My money's on Professor Pianka's not really being a "people person." Perhaps he'd like some ocicats?

(Via FR.)

Posted by floridacracker at April 2, 2006 05:21 AM

   



Comments

No wonder this guy's popular. We sci-fi fans have long since known that mankind is nothing more than a carbon-infestation. Or a virus. Or a plague.

Posted by: carl in Atlanta at April 2, 2006 08:26 AM

And crawling on the planet's face
Some insects called the human race

You usually don't get taught that in the classroom, though. ;)

Posted by: Donnah at April 2, 2006 08:30 AM

"You usually don't get taught that in the classroom, though."

You obviously don't know much about the University of Texas ;-) Legend has it that there's a little known clause in the admission of Texas into the union that says Texas has the right secede and subdivide into five separate states. The common feeling in most of Texas is we would make Travis county its own state in the Republic of Texas just to remind us of the dangers of liberals.

Carrying it one step further are these guys who want to give GAIA a helping hand:

http://www.vhemt.org/

Wha...wha...what's an ocicat?

Posted by: hamous at April 2, 2006 02:47 PM

". . . control the scourge of humanity . . ."

Tell us how you really feel professor.

“We’re _LOOKING FORWARD_ to a huge collapse.” (emphasis added)

Oh. OK, that clears it all up, doesn't it.

I wonder if the "we" refers to other supposed real humans, or just the other voices in his head?

I note that this little pustule on the butt of Gaia is not doing his part to save the planet by quaffing any hemlock.

Posted by: Hawkeye at April 2, 2006 02:48 PM

Oh yeah, and we would name it "East California".

Posted by: hamous at April 2, 2006 03:14 PM

whew...I have been *sick* worrying bout the future..
thanks for clearing that up..!

Posted by: csason at April 3, 2006 07:11 AM

Yeah, it's kind of a relief, really. Thanks, Professor Twelve Monkeys!

Posted by: Donnah at April 3, 2006 04:30 PM

"Wha...wha...what's an ocicat?"..

I dunno, but it sounds cool...and I want one..!

Posted by: csason at April 4, 2006 09:29 AM

Some kind of gay cat, I guess. ;)

Posted by: Donnah at April 10, 2006 07:44 PM