The Mind Of Dare Wright Presents

Hi, I'm Dare Wright's mind! I had a lot of issues that I documented as photomontages and sold as a popular series of children's books. Today I'm bringing you some twisted links. Here we go!

*Alhamedi adores surprises, but I don't see what the surprises are here: a willful and disobedient restaurant owner is getting a spanking from the religious police (I hope they don't stop loving him!), and a naughty journalist ends up sad and lonely.

*Almost everything the Mayor of Mitchieville says is naughty and bad. Mr. Bear should spank him so hard the stuffing comes out of his arm.

*Bad Beth and Bluto get cease-and-desist letters from a very brave little troll doll.

*Some naughty boys chased John Hehman to his death because of the color of his skin, but for some reason it's not making the news. That's sad.

*Mr. Hal brings word of a tummy pacemaker that will tell me when to stop eating Cheetos. I already have something that tells me that, though -- an empty bag. Right, girlfriend?

and finally:

*Joe Wilson is a silly old thing. I'm just the therapy doll of a sexually-repressed female photographer, but even I know a change-purse has a clasp.

Posted by floridacracker at April 9, 2006 07:27 PM