April 17, 2006

What's On The Menu

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Despite photographic evidence showing their accuser showed up drunk, bruised, and missing fingernails; despite none of the players' DNA being on the stripper, nor there being any trace of latex found; despite no trace of her own DNA being found in the bathroom where she claims she gang-raped; and despite the other stripper present saying nothing untoward went on, two Duke lacrosse players were indicted for her rape.

Other ham sandwiches indicted for the same crime include: Robert Clark, Thomas Doswell, Gary Dotson, and Bernard Webster.

However, as this sports columnist notes, one or more team members had in the past been busted for urinating in public, so clearly it follows they were a violent sexual assault just waiting to happen.

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Posted by floridacracker at April 17, 2006 09:46 PM