April 20, 2006

Put On Some Damned Pants! Presents

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Hi, I'm the cry that fell from your lips when you saw this Jim Dandy pic! The Hot Rod's hit a stretch of bad road, but he wants you to know the horn still works.

On with the links:

*Gay parents, why limit yourself to bumperstickers? Make your child a toddling political statement!

*If you can't beat 'em, join 'em: Babalu starts selling Che t-shirts. Ay, que cosa!

*The ever-evolving Paris Hilton gets down to brass tacks: furcoat, acrylic nails, and monster herpes.

*Juan Paxety audits Tom Cruise and finds a butt-load of Body Thetans.

and

*The Religious Policeman lowers the Muslim Offense Level. It now sits at Condition Blue for "Somewhat Offended." Good job; now let's keep our provocations to a minimum.

Posted by floridacracker at April 20, 2006 08:54 PM

   



Comments

"but he wants you to know the horn still works."

Er, which horn we talkin' bout?

Posted by: Bill from INDC at April 21, 2006 08:20 AM

"Babalu starts selling Che t-shirts"

Printed with real blood!

Posted by: Val Prieto at April 21, 2006 08:53 AM

Cute shirt, Val!
Bill- use your imagination. I pulled waaay back on this one, but I think I still left plenty for your mind to work with.

Posted by: Donnah at April 21, 2006 11:48 AM

oh, Donnah!! ohhhh, Donnah!!!

i about fell off my chair when i finally got over to my girlfriend's house and could see the image(cause my firewall doesn't let all the pictures load). i thought the spandex/banana on the hot rod video was bad. this is worse.

i adore your sarcastic sensibility. all this and duane allman too!

so...wail on, pants dog? bulge dog? shades of spinal tap!!! :)

Posted by: richard at April 21, 2006 06:43 PM

Oh, how it made my mind reel. When he put those chaps over that spandex and looked in the mirror, you know he thought he looked HOT.

Thanks for the flowers, Ritchie. Now go to blogger and get started. There's always a need for bloggers with impeccable taste.

Posted by: Donnah at April 21, 2006 10:03 PM

Geez, bulges everywhere! I FEEL thinner.

Posted by: tree hugging sister at April 22, 2006 12:18 AM

now let's keep our provocations to a minimum.

So I suppose National Buy A Koran and Hold it Hostage Day is right out, huh?

Posted by: Brian at April 22, 2006 03:00 PM