April 26, 2006

Purgery Investigation

Sounds like someone isn't getting enough private quality-time in the bathroom:

Sheriff's deputies in Iowa are in the midst of a disgusting investigation.

Deputies in Henry County are trying to find the person who is dumping bags of what looks like human vomit.

Deputy Dan Wesley said they've found as many as 50 garbage bags containing regurgitated food over the last three years. He said it's pretty weird.

They've sent some samples to a lab for analysis, but Wesley said they haven't gotten any DNA yet.

Wesley said they just hope whoever is doing it will stop.

A suspicious character had been seen lurking in the vicinity, and deputies have hopes of luring the perpetrator into a humane trap baited with a 12-pack of Krispy Kremes, a sack of discount Easter candy, and a economy-sized bag of Funyuns.

Posted by floridacracker at April 26, 2006 10:07 PM