A standard bit of lunchroom entertainment proves extremely difficult as a young man attempts to eat a stick of butter.
Here's to all those enterprising boys from my childhood who ate every pat of butter at the table...for a price. Those were early lessons in capitalism that I've never forgotten. Lacking their confidence and feelings of self-worth, I blew air out of my tear ducts for free.
Posted by floridacracker at May 4, 2006 02:01 PM