May 15, 2006

White-Horsed Septuagenarian

Donna Blankman was being mugged in front of a Marco Island grocery store in broad daylight. Although she knew she should let go of her purse, she just didn't want to. The mugger knocked her down then began to drag her:

I started yelling help. That's when my hero appeared out of nowhere," said Blankman.

"I simply walked over and put my hand around his head and put him in a head lock, and twisted his head and gave him a little pain," said [74-year-old Ken] Parker.

The man dropped the purse and Blankman got away.

"I gave him another violent twist where he went down on his face, and I was on top of him," said Parker.

Parker said he bumped his head on the concrete but just then two other men came to help.

OK, I've got to remember this: it's headlock, twist for pain, violent twist to bring to ground.

Although he's been retired for 30 years, Parker says he's still game:

When asked if he would do it again Parker replied, "Oh absolutely. If someone grabbed your purse, I'd throw them right down!"

At the link there's a cute video where he re-enacts the headlock.
The crimefighter's got a lot of snow on the roof, but he can still kick badguy ass.

Posted by floridacracker at May 15, 2006 03:32 PM

   



Comments

I'm just waiting for the would-be purse snatcher/mugger/dirtbag to show up on TV alongside his lawyer to announce a lawsuit against Publix for not having adequate security in place to prevent him from being subjected to retired-police brutality. Mr. Mugger will be standing there with a glum expression while wearing a neck-brace (complete with angel's halo attached by a coathanger)as his lawyer faces the cameras to make a plaintive speech about "vigilantism".

Posted by: tfhr at May 16, 2006 01:57 AM

I got a kick out of this because the old dude got so dang physical with a young criminal. Very impressive.

Posted by: Donnah at May 16, 2006 07:30 AM

Yep, definitely a "feel-good" story so far but we'll see if it stays that way. I hope so and I'm also impressed that other people piled on to help the retired cop hold the crook down while the police responded.

Posted by: tfhr at May 16, 2006 08:40 AM